Friday, 26 August 2011

Screw you!

SCREWED YOU CHOCOLATE STEALER!

I've had enough of you! I rather you ask for it than taking them without permission in other words STEALING!

If you asked for it, I'll give you, you steal it I'll slap you! Don't ever let me found out who you are if not you'll be squashed and squeezed by my own hands and became this!!!


Excuse me? If you love chocolate so much, go buy yourself. I bet your money all goes to prepaid reload, or might be eating too cause I'm 90% sure you are a damn fat pig walking around my level. Guess what? I won't curse you to die, I'll curse other things that are more relevant, cause even I curse you to die, it will happen like so many years later, I don't even have the extra time to observe your death. Anyway...

1) If you are a student in my college, guess what? You won't do well in your OSCE, you won't fail your exam but you get only borderline results. 

2) You accidentally wash your triple 5 (plus many signs but all haven't transfer to log book yet) in the washing machine or either you handwash it yourself!

3) You'll have sinus each and every morning you wake up, keep on sneezing and sneezing non stop till your nose drop!

4) You'll have constipation more than 5 days, and you can feel your intestine are bloated like hell and can't even pass out shit!

5) You'll lose one side of your socks.

6) One of your nail (toe or finger doesn't matter) will cracked till the middle of your nail bed but you can't take it off cause it will be damn pain!

7) Your little toe will hit the side of the table.

8) When you're having your menses, your skirt or pants will have blood stained outside cause your pad is located wrongly!

9) When your drinking water, someone will accidentally pushes you and cause your whole body to be wet wahahahaha!

10) While you're having you own sweet time 'business' in the toilet, your handphone drops into toilet bowl. *ooppps*

Seriously, get a life, don't get my chocolate. You have your own allowance and I have mine too. It's equal. I used my own money to buy it. Don't take people things okay you dumbass??!


  
Arrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!!


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